{"title":"Mugs \u0026 Home","description":"Start your morning right with a mug that says exactly what you're thinking.","products":[{"product_id":"not-the-worst-cookbook","title":"Not The Worst Cookbook","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"block-ffe1c92ca74547dea085\" data-sqsp-block=\"text\" data-definition-name=\"website.components.html\" data-block-type=\"1337\" data-block-scripts='[\"https:\/\/definitions.sqspcdn.com\/website-component-definition\/static-assets\/website.components.html\/47e556c0-8e8a-4089-9274-31b3e78f138d_358\/website.components.html.visitor.js\"]' data-block-css='[\"https:\/\/definitions.sqspcdn.com\/website-component-definition\/static-assets\/website.components.html\/47e556c0-8e8a-4089-9274-31b3e78f138d_358\/website.components.html.styles.css\"]' class=\"sqs-block website-component-block sqs-block-website-component sqs-block-html html-block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sqs-block-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sqs-text-block-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sqsp-text-block-content=\"\" class=\"sqs-html-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis kitchen-display-worthy beauty is (of course) the Original version, uncensored for your pleasure.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003eNO 1,000 WORD BACKSTORIES TO SCROLL BY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003eJust good jokes and better food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"block-yui_3_17_2_1_1614018368647_103753\" data-block-type=\"47\" class=\"sqs-block horizontalrule-block sqs-block-horizontalrule\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sqs-block-content\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"block-yui_3_17_2_1_1614018368647_109623\" data-sqsp-block=\"text\" data-definition-name=\"website.components.html\" data-block-type=\"1337\" data-block-scripts='[\"https:\/\/definitions.sqspcdn.com\/website-component-definition\/static-assets\/website.components.html\/47e556c0-8e8a-4089-9274-31b3e78f138d_358\/website.components.html.visitor.js\"]' data-block-css='[\"https:\/\/definitions.sqspcdn.com\/website-component-definition\/static-assets\/website.components.html\/47e556c0-8e8a-4089-9274-31b3e78f138d_358\/website.components.html.styles.css\"]' class=\"sqs-block website-component-block sqs-block-website-component sqs-block-html html-block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sqs-block-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sqs-text-block-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sqsp-text-block-content=\"\" class=\"sqs-html-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large\"\u003eNo, I’m not a chef. 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