Not The Worst Cookbook

This kitchen-display-worthy beauty is (of course) the Original version, uncensored for your pleasure.

NO 1,000 WORD BACKSTORIES TO SCROLL BY

Just good jokes and better food.

No, I’m not a chef. I didn’t go to culinary school and I’ve never worked in Food and Beverage. I’m just a teen mom who had a family of 5 to feed by age 21 and figured shit out through trial, error, and expensive taste(buds).

These recipes are a culmination of my grandmother's and my mom’s cooking, a tight budget, and love for food.

Yes, I had awesome women influence my cooking, but I didn’t “know” how to cook heading into motherhood. If I can figure this shit out, you can too!

Not The Worst Cookbook is a sarcastically helpful guide to whipping up delicious shit your family doesn’t even deserve. Use this eBook to flex on these hoes (your fam) and remind them of the bad bitch you are.

Over 30 recipes that are so easy, a husband could make them. Or a wife who can’t really cook. Or like a single person of any culinary skill…

I’m not a chef, just a good cook who’s learned from years of trial and error plus a deep love for great food.

WHAT’S INSIDE:

• Appetizers, Soup, Salad, Breakfast, Lunch, and (of course) Dinner. PLUS 5 NEW BONUS RECIPES!

• How To Ruin Cast Iron Pan

• Spice Guide (as in herbs, you perverts)

• Conversion Chart

• Kitchen Must Haves